Obama disspelling rumor that he can't walk on water . . .
Barack Obama showing solidarity with his pastor of 20 years . . ."Lay off my wife!" Obama, announcing that his wife was not only leaving campaigning but also joining a nunnery.
Why did Obama say there were "57 states?" Because he had them mixed up with the number of cards in a deck? Actually, he quickly gave the correct answer: "48."
Why did Obama suggest that one of the "Great Lakes" was in Oregon? Because those states full of white people all look alike.
What about the rumors Obama is a Muslim? They're just as ridiculous as the rumor that he's tall and thin.
How many Obamas does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two is the Wright answer.
Why does Michelle walk bent over? It has something to do with fact she's 6-foot-8.
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Barack Obama has repeatedly refused John McCain's debate challenges. Obama told McCain that he wants a speed-reading contest instead. "We'll both be given a teleprompter and whoever reads his talking points faster will be the winner," explained Obama. "No contest. You would win it," conceded McCain. "I can't talk out of both sides of my mouth like you can."
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